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The LLPC (Liberal Left Press Corp) has gotten word that democrats in the California State Senate have prepared a petition to be signed by the end of February to secede from the United States. The motion comes on the heels of the protests of President Trump's immigration reforms. "This was planned before Trump took office and was a realization to be exercised if in the event Trump won the presidency." says a spokesperson for the democratic party. "We here in California feel we can make laws to ensure the domestic tranquility of all human beings from all lands and our good citizens are willing to help out no matter what the cost."

Democrats are relying on their many celebrities to donate not only millions of their dollars but support by having the families of immigrants to live in their own homes! The spokesperson went on to say, "We've been in contact with Cher, Chelsea Handler, Madonna, Meryl Steep and other women's right groups along with men like Robert DeNiro, Seth Meyers, David Geffen, Stephen Colbert, Alec Baldwin, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon and many others who still protest Trump. They all are very supportive."

California is 450 billion dollars in debt and think they can survive on their own without U.S. Federal funding by main support from their Hollywood elite. "It will take no more than a few years to wipe out our debt and we will do it faster than Trump thinks he can do the national debt" stated our man in congress. With an influx expected to exceed 14 million immigrants by 2018 California's celebrities will be toting the bill for the next 4 years at about 8 million dollars a piece for the 238 celebrities planned. And although the ban on immigration is not against our Constitution because the United States Constitution is only for American citizens - state representatives are drafting legal means to house the first 2 million immigrants by this spring. The spokesman went on to say, "We can thank Hollywood for opening their hearts, their wallets and their mouths."

All we can say from LLPC is LOOK OUT 'STARS' you'll soon be asked to back up all the rhetoric you've been vocally spreading by having to open up your wallets and your ... homes. Will California become its own new nation, a sanctuary state, a new hope for all? (I doubt it 'cause those greedy ranting loonies that are so fast to rant about President Trump's 'policies' aren't going to DO A DAMN THING BUT CRY!) ***this article brought to you by yada-yada notreal ATALL!***

ONE MORE THOUGHT HERE: Protecting our citizens should come before making a free home for immigrants. Always. America first ...Trump is right on that ... and when we do let them in we should give first consideration on whether or not they are endangered because of minority status in their own countries.
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